Some quotes being bandied about on

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So, what is being tweeted on 

Here’s fifty-one of what I’ve most recently considered to be noteworthy… hope you enjoy it too…

As much as possible, I’ve included the originator, or sender, of the tweets… (that means in all cases)…

  1. @michaelianblack Michael Ian Black 
    The idea of camping is wonderful. The actuality of not going camping is better.
  2. @TheLoveAid The Love Aid ©
    Even if I had 100 reasons to leave you, I’d still look for 1 reason to fight for you.
  3. @iThinkEpic Sébastien
    If you don’t like inspirational tweets about life,love &breakups go follow @MrCodeineFiend he tweets some random insane shit!
  4. @MrCodeineFiend Slim Goon
    Open the door for one person to be kind. end up holding the door for 20 others. –.-
  5. @MrCodeineFiend Slim Goon
    Don’t you hate it when someone Has enough time to update their status, but not text you back.
  6. @LoveScopes LoveScopes
    ~ “Excellence is to do a common thing in an uncommon way.” ~Booker T. Washington
  7. @LostWords_ Lostone
    Your worst enemy could be your best friend, and your best friend your worst enemy- bob marley
  8. @TheSingleWoman TheSingleWoman™
    The wrong turns, the detours, even the stop signs..are all designed to put u in the right place at the right time. #TheSW
  9. @iTotallyRelate i Totally Relate™
    Good relationships don’t just happen. They take time, patience, and two people who truly want to be together.
  10. @TheRandomWords Random Words™
    Math is the only place you can buy 60 watermelons & no one questions you.
  11. @OMGSoEpic_ OMGSoEpic™
    Pretending to die in front of your pet, just to see how they would react.
  12. @TheQuotesJungle MiSuNdErStOoD
    Its almost like i try my hardest to make you happy, and you try your hardest to make me sad…
  13. @PleaseRetweetMe Please Retweet Me™
    Challenges are what make life interesting. Overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. #PRM
  14. @PleaseRetweetMe Please Retweet Me™
    Life can bring you down, but it’s up to you to fight back up. #PRM
  15. @SexualDoctor WEAR CONDOMS!! 🙂
    Real men & women have class & are well-mannered, but in the private w/their partner are the biggest & nastiest freaks u could ever imagine.
  16. @GreatestQuotes Great Minds Quotes
    “Great acts are made up of small deeds.” – Lao Tzu
  17. @OMGSoEpic_ OMGSoEpic™
    Real people aren’t perfect. Perfect people aren’t real.♥
  18. @EternalQuotes Eternal Quotes™
    “God gives gives gives and forgives. People get get get and forget!” – @PleaseRetweetMe #EQ
  19. @OMGSoEpic_ OMGSoEpic™
    Facebook is for the people you went to school with. Twitter is for the people you wish you went to school with.
  20. @iTotallyRelate i Totally Relate™
    (1) Friend Request (0) Mutual Friends how the hell did you find me? O.o
  21. @LargerThanWords Larger Than Words™
    The tragedy in life doesn’t lie in not reaching our goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach. #LargerThanWords
  22. @swaggintweet L3x¡3 a¥+3s
    “You look pretty today.” Was I ugly yesterday?
  23. @swaggintweet L3x¡3 a¥+3s
    “im so thirsty!” “then go get something to drink” “im so lazy!”
  24. @OMGSoEpic_ OMGSoEpic™
    I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It’s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don’t feel like talking.
  25. @LostWords_ Lostone
    However rare true love is, true friendship is rarer.
  26. @TheSingleWoman TheSingleWoman™
    Big, giant mistakes are the wrapping paper that conceal one of life’s greatest gifts – EXPERIENCE. #TheSW
  27. @HowTeensWork How Teens Work ♥
    “That bug isn’t that scary, I got this! … Holy shit it can fly. :O” #htw
  28. @iThinkEpic Sébastien
    Money does not buy happiness, but it pays my Internet…which is almost the same thing.
  29. @TheWordsSpoken The Words Spoken
    You change your life by changing your heart. ~Max Lucado
  30. @iRespectFemales Greg F.
    Don’t tie ur heart to a person that has nothing to offer u. Let it go. It might hurt for a while, but it’ll get better when ur over it.
  31. @TheLoveAid The Love Aid ©
    You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well #Love
  32. @QuotesForGirlz TroubleMaker
    watching people’s lives fall apart via status updates. #DamnTrue
  33. @BooThatsHowiam Noneofyourbusiness.
    It’s weird how you go from being strangers, to being friends, to being more than friends, to being practically strangers…all over again.
  34. @iTotallyRelate i Totally Relate™
    “You’re scent is like a drug to me. It’s like you’re my own personal brand of heroin.” -Edward Cullen.
  35. @michaelianblack Michael Ian Black 
    An important reminder to everybody: string cheese is excellent.
  36. @hey_its_manny Manny
    Have you ever wondered if your dollar bill has been in a stripper’s ass or not?
  37. @hey_its_manny Manny
    They’ll hate you if you’re pretty. They’ll hate you if you’re not. They’ll hate you for what you lack & they’ll hate you for what you got.
  38. @OMGSoEpic_ OMGSoEpic™
    To offer a girl friendship when love is in her heart is like giving a loaf of bread to someone who is dying of thirst . ♥
  39. @funnyfacts_ Funny Facts
    S[he] be[lie]ve[d]. #truetweet
  40. @QuotesForGirlz TroubleMaker
    Asking your friend what you should text back. #DamnTrue
  41. @ThatsWhatKidsDo James. ♔
    If plan A doesn’t work, chill. The alphabet has 25 more letters. #TWKD
  42. @AIongForTheRide Along For The Ride
    The saddest thing a friend can do is turn into a complete stranger. #AFTR
  43. @QuotesForGirlz TroubleMaker
    that scary moment when you’re about to sleep and horror scenes flash in your mind. #DamnTrue
  44. @iRespectFemales Greg F.
    well…excuse me for wanting to be the one and only lock to fit ur key.
  45. @Lasting_Quotes Marie-Josee Larouche
    Silence is a woman’s loudest cry. If She’s speechless, know that her heart is too tired for words…
  46. @iQuoteComedy Dr. Comedy ♔
    Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma ?
  47. @iQuoteComedy Dr. Comedy ♔
    10 Years, Billions of dollars, Thousands of soldiers dead & state of the art technology. The USA finally found Bin Laden… In his house.
  48. @iQuoteComedy Dr. Comedy ♔
    I don’t need anger management… I need people to stop pissing me off.
  49. @BlancaPalacio Blanca Palacio
    My dream is to hear rocks hitting the window and see you standing in the rain.
  50. @BBCNews – In pictures: Hungarian Photography in the 20th Century –
  51. @China_Daily China Daily
    Full text of Wen’s speech at Britain’s Royal Society


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