I am certain I can be of substantial help and service here,
but I just don’t know what it is.
That’s the only problem I have.
My only work issue is very simple, very small;
unlike everyone else’s around here.
When ‘they’ get dismissed
for poor work performance
then my rise to fame, glory
and wealth will be imminent.
It will be so.
I am cunningly placed
to receive the goods
of other people’s
poor sweat and blood.
Accumulatively and over time,
this will be substantial fare for not a lot of work.
(That really isn’t all that helpful, to be fair.)