Business Joke #3

Recruitment for Heaven and Hell

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources (HR) Director was tragically hit by a bus  School bus  and she died.
Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.

pearly gates of heaven

Angel  St. Peter tells her,

Welcome to Heaven!  Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we’ve never once had a Human Resources Director make it this far and we’re not really sure what to do with you.”  Thinking smile

Work  The HR Director responds, No problem, just let me in!”  Smile

Angel  St. Peter tells her,

“Well, I’d like to but I have higher orders. What we’re going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in.”  Winking smile

Work  The HR Director replies, “Actually, I think I’ve made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven.”  Open-mouthed smile

Angel St. Peter tells her,

  “Sorry, we have rules… ”  Sarcastic smile

And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hellcountry club

  • The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course with a country club in the distance.

debutante ball

  • Standing in front of her were all her friendsfellow executives that she had worked with and they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her.  They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times.

dinner party

  • They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner
  • She met the Devil  Devil  who was actually a really nice guy  Hot smile  (kinda cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing.

She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator.
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and she found St. Peter waiting for her.

pearly gates of heaven

Angel St. Peter tells her,

“Now it’s time to spend a day in heaven.”  Winking smile

baby angel playing harp

So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.

Angel St. Peter tells her,

“So, you’ve spent a day in hell and you’ve spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity.”  Smile

Work  The woman paused for a second and then replied,

“Well, I never thought I’d say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell.”  Thinking smile

wastelandSo St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.  When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.

Devil  The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

Work  The woman stammered,

Surprised smile  I don’t understand, yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable.”

Devil  The Devil looked at her and smiled.

“Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you’re staff…”  Party smile

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